margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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