i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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