You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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