After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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