Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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