Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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