watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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