I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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