I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
A+ Viking dick
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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