no, he came in my armpit
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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