but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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