i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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