You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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