1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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