So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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