dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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