They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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