funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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