Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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