Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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