My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
