Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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