He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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