she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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