how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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