no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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