Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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