it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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