Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in