So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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