I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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