You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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