Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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