i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
A+ Viking dick
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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