Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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