He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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