Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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