they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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