I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My feet surprised me
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