why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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