Don't you send me to vm
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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