Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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