The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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