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I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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