I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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