Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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