I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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