Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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