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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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