She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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