doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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