My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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