a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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