I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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