dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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