That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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